Traveling to bad ass places to see bad ass animals will eventually put you in the vicinity of exotic new diseases.  Diseases that will fuck your shit up if you don't take precautions. When it comes to the king of tropical diseases, gonorrhea...I mean malaria,...

This is a new weekly (or when I get around to it) feature of this here blog where I recap some of the best nature stories found on the web.  And before you get on me about what the preview picture has to do...

Look, I don't know how else to say this, but animals are a bunch of freak-bitches. Just to prove that I'm not some phony-jabroni out here talking all of that smack on animals I'll lay out the evidence using lions as the example so that...

Once upon a time, sweet, sweet reader, I was strutting around the Everglades in a crisp pair of cut-offs and my best top-hat.  I was looking goooooood!!!  And in my state of high fashion (entendre intended as I had recently done some bath salts)...

On any given day, I strut around with 9 or 10 whiskeys in me thinking that I'm all big pimpin' with a mad tight nature game. Hell, I'll tell anyone that will listen, or I can force into being a captive-audience, that I am a...

Never traveled internationally before, but deeply want to? I get it, international travel can be intimidating for folks that have never been out of the country before.  I am here to help! This blog is a list of tips that I have accrued over several decades...

Long have I coveted to be on a great white shark research vessel! I'm mean, the cage-diving, the science, the sharks!  What is not to covet about that? "Horrible limb loss, death by shark bite, drowning, drowning in a pool of your own filth, crush injuries...

Have you ever been stared down by a chimpanzee with an erection? I have.  It's weird. Here is a video of Boner McGee walking erect begging for bananas and possibly a handy. That is right, a chimp is walking erect.  Wait, isn't walking erect supposed to...

One of the life-goals on my bucket-list was to visit the Amazon to, ya know, get REALLY weird, and possibly nude, with the animals. The Amazon:  pristine jungle, exotic and sexy beasts to snuggle, indigenous people to oppress, and hardcore adventure...what about that doesn't appeal...

Hot! Lizard! Lesbian! Action! "But-but-but, that isn't a thing.  Lizards don't indulge in sweet, sweet lesbian love," you said in between long drags of some crazy-cold Mad Dog 20/20.  Oh, classy reader with great taste in wine (I recommend grape Mad Dog 20/20), it is a thing and...