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Hot Lizard Lesbian Action

Hot!

Lizard!

Lesbian!

Action!

“But-but-but, that isn’t a thing.  Lizards don’t indulge in sweet, sweet lesbian love,” you said in between long drags of some crazy-cold Mad Dog 20/20.  Oh, classy reader with great taste in wine (I recommend grape Mad Dog 20/20), it is a thing and the Desert Grassland Whiptail Lizard sure as shit is full blown lesbihonest.

Here is a picture of two lizard ladies doing their lizard lesbian thing:

Sure, I’m a lesbian lizard voyeur…I watched them get it on and maybe took some pictures.  Ya know, for science or education or some shit

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How do I know that these lizards are both female?  Because ALL Desert Grassland Whiptails are female.  Yes, all of them.  Every.  Single.  One.  Think:  the Amazons, but their princess isn’t made out of clay; she is made out of parthenogenesis.

When Desert Grassland Whiptails ovulate, the egg goes through parthenogenesis witchcraft and a viable embryo is created (I’m not EVEN trying to explain parthenogenesis here, but it is pretty good meiotic stuff).  What do ya know, virgin-births actually are real!

Why the lesbianism?  If they don’t need a partner to reproduce then what is the point of dry-humping your sorority sister? Because they like it, of course.  Plus, the simulated coitus trigger hormones that stimulate additional ovarian action (more ovarian action means more embryos).

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Who is the top and who is the bottom during the deed?  They take turns depending on where each is in their hormonal cycle.  Seriously!

Are they monogamous?  Nooooooooo!!!!  Home-girl here had her run of the ladies on this day, I can tell you.  It was quite a lizard orgy!

Lock up your daughters because this lady-lover is on the prowl!

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Okay, now that you are fueled up on that good-good Mad Dog vino and stimulated by hot lizard lesbian action I’ll leave you to go do some “research” on interwebs.  Thanks and you are welcome!

Note 1:  apparently Mad Dog 20/20 has been re-branded as MD 20/20.  The next time my parole officer asks me if I have been drinking I’m still saying that I am blackout on Mad Dog.

Note 2:  I wasn’t sure if it would be grammatically correct to say Hot Lesbian Lizard Action or Hot Lizard Lesbian Action.  So, I googled Hot Asian Lesbian Action JUST to make sure that I had the correct grammar.  After about an hour of research I accepted that Hot Lizard Lesbian Action was correct.  The Starbucks that I did the research in will never be the same.  Sorry, not sorry!

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