Myself and my snake buddy Ed (because having a snake buddy is a thing) are heading up to the mountains of Pennsylvania (aka Snaketown, USA) to hopefully see some timber rattlesnakes.

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That is Ed on the left, his squeeze Sally in the middle, and some ape on the right.

Having recently had a VERY close call with a VERY venomous fer-de-lance I am now afraid of venomous snakes. Well, not afraid enough to avoid them altogether, but I am certainly more venom adverse than I was.

Hi, I am here to kill you, LOLZ!

Thus, I just ordered these fancy Razer Gaiter snake guards to keep me above ground.

Man, I am going to look so cool thuggin’ n’ buggin’ through the wilderness in these!

When I return from Snaketown, USA I will either write a nice review of the Razer Gaiters and post some sexy snake pics or I’ll be in a pine box.

Hey, if it’s the latter please know that I’ve had a good run!

Sincerely yours,

Snake Pliskin