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How To Backpack To See Wildlife

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Scenario:  you have decided to live life on your own swashbuckling terms.  That means no more time is going to pass henceforth with items on your bucket-list going unfulfilled.  It is time for you to go and do something awesome that you have always...

Deep Cover: My Life As A Canadian Goose

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Some nature-boys/girls cut their scientific-teeth by going to live with chimps, gorillas, wolves, or even hyenas.  I have no scientific teeth, or teeth of any kind, to explain why I went native with a crew of Canadian geese, but it sure as hell happened. In...

Invasive Pythons: Soon We’ll All Be Taking Golden Showers

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I like big snakes and I cannot lie! I like the idea of big snakes lurking in their nature habitats.  I like the idea of big snakes constricting the poop out of delicious animals, unhinging their jaws to consume said delicious animals, and then relaxing...

AirBNB: Sleeping In A Stranger’s House

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This blog is about my first-time experience using the home-sharing premise known as Airbnb.  This is not a shill piece for Airbnb.  As seeing incredible wildlife requires quite a bit of travel I thought that I would share this experience for anyone interested in potentially using...

Seeing Wildlife: Sh*t Just Doesn’t Go The Way You Planned

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Today, I was in the middle of a three hour drive when the email alert of my phone woke me up from a deep sleep (I was dreaming about zombies, as per usual).  How do I sleep while driving, you ask?  That is my...

Wildebeest Placenta: Everything That You Always Wanted To Know, But Were Afraid To Ask

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Wildebeest placenta. You have probably lived a long, full, and rich life without ever once thinking about wildebeest placenta.  Well, you are thinking about it now.  See what I did there? Now you really are thinking, "Yeah, what IS the deal with wildebeest placenta, Mr. Bloggity Blogger?...

My Safari Experience Part 3: The Safari

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This is part three of a series of blogs about my safari experience.  This entry gives a look at what the average day on safari is like. Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here. Tour Operator:  Gamewatchers Safari Safari Country:  Kenya (I went to Zanzibar too, but not...

My Safari Experience Part 2: The Camps

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This is part two of a series of blogs about my safari experience.  Part 1 is here. Tour Operator:  Gamewatchers Safari Safari Country:  Kenya (I went to Zanzibar too, but not on a safari - that was for relaxing) Disclaimer:  This series of blogs on the safari experience...

My Safari Experience Part 1: Choosing The Right Operator

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Life goal accomplished:  Long have I dreamed of basking in the glory of Africa's megafauna, me basking in their existence and them realizing that I was their long lost monkey-overlord.  Going on a safari delivered on that dream big time!  Well, not the monkey-overlord part,...

Cheetah Drive-By

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You are a cheetah. You are a single mom.  You have had it tough, like all single moms, but you still have some good years left to go. You have an impressive four hungry young mouths to feed not including your own apex predator appetite.  Life...