The last male northern white rhino, Sudan, named after where he was born and captured as a baby, gave up the ghost recently.  The entire northern white rhino species is now down to just his daughter and granddaughter.  Ugh!

Sudan at Ol Pejeta Conservancy.  RIP, little buddy.  Photo Credit:  Ol Pejeta Conservancy

The likely last domicile of the northern white rhino species is a place called Ol Pejeta Conservancy.  Ol Pejeta got a lot of press when Sudan passed, but I would imagine this wonderful bastion of conservation is largely an unknown commodity in the world.  Well, I have been to Ol Pejeta and I am here to share some details about what that wonderful place is all about.

Ol Pejeta Conservancy

That is my sister Ass-Flap and I at the Ol Pejeta Conservancy sign on the equator.  If you are wondering if I really work for the Pittsburgh Bureau Of Zombie Removal I can confirm that I do.  I find the work to be challenging as well as fictional.

Ol Pejeta is a 90,000 acre conservancy in the Laikipia region of Kenya (near Mt Kenya if you are looking at a map and need a landmark as a reference).  Ol Pejeta conserves a vast swath of grasslands, scrub brush, and forests that provide safe habitat for all of the standard safari animals*.

*Ol Pejeta is around 6,300 feet above sea level.  This higher elevation makes Ol Pejeta a bit cooler than you would find at, say, the Masai Mara.  Crocs and hippos do not venture up to this elevation because they are warm weather wimps.  You will get the rest of the standard safari animals including elephants, lions, buffalo, cheetah, leopards, etc.

Hmmmm, conserve wildlife, provide sanctuary for great apes, and provide eco-tourism dollars for the locals?  Sounds like a tremendously awesome way off sustainable living for man and beast!

Rhino Conservation

While Ol Pejeta provides habitat for all creatures their conservation efforts focus on creature in particular, the rhino.

This is a southern white rhino having a tasty beverage on a dusty day.  Southern white rhinos spend their days out in the open of Ol Pejeta patrolling around the Conservancy minding their poop middens.

As you no doubt know, rhinos are the focus of intense poaching efforts due to the value of their horn on the black market.  Ol Pejeta has taken extraordinary steps to protect the rhinos on the Conservancy (both the native black rhinos as well as southern white rhinos imported from South Africa).

Anti-Poaching Fencing

The entirety of Ol Pejeta’s 90,000 acres of habitat is encircled with electrified anti-poaching fencing.  Roads have been established on the inside of the anti-poaching fence, which are patrolled by rangers.  The patrolling rangers look for signs of poachers, but also for damage caused by animals.  I’m looking at you, elephants!

Ol Pejeta is surrounded by electrified barbwire fencing.  Animals stay in, poachers stay out.

Rhino Posts

Ol Pejeta is not about keeping big migratory animals on lockdown.  How does one create a dynamic were animals are free to migrate in and out of the Conservancy, but prevents rhinos from leaving?  Do you believe that rhino posts are a thing?

Rhino posts are just high enough and spaced just closely enough that rhinos cannot navigate through them with their stubby little legs.  Literally every other animal can come and go from the Conservancy except the rhinos.  It’s a genius low tech solution!

Fence gaps allow migratory animals to come and go from the Conservancy.  Not so fast, rhinos!  Your little legs cannot navigate those rhino posts.  Human guards keep an eye on these gaps to make sure that a certain murderous bipedal mammal isn’t migrating into the Conservancy.


No anti-poaching effort would be complete without anti-poaching puppies.

The Ol Pejeta Conservancy anti-poaching unit raises pooches that assist in their efforts to track poachers.  The pooches go on patrol with the rangers and help with detecting signs of poachers.  The pooches also keep on alert for dangerous animals approaching the rangers.  That’s a good puppy!

Ass-Flap was getting some puppy love at Ol Pejeta.  Like, she had to be forcibly stopped from stealing these puppies.  It wouldn’t be the first time that she went on an adventure and came home with a pooch!


Ol Pejeta isn’t just wide open wildness for animals to roam.  The Conservancy also has specialized facilities that serve as sanctuaries for rhinos, chimpanzees, and other disabled animals.

The Rhino Sanctuary

That ranger is dropping dope facts about rhino skulls to Tom.  What is his staff made out of?  Sugar cane, of course.

As you may have guessed, the rhino sanctuary is were the last of the northern white rhinos will spend the rest of their days.  Access to the northern white rhinos was not available when Ass-Flap and I were there (more do to timing and not because the great beasts were off-limits).  Trust me when I say this, I really regret that I did not get to see Sudan and his offspring.  That might have been a once in a lifetime opportunity.

I did get to spend some quality time with a nice black rhino named Baraka.  Which US president is Baraka named after?  It is not Donald Trump.

A completely blind Baraka was found in the wild as a youngster.  Given the endangered status of rhinos the park rangers did not want to leave Baraka to the lions (that was practical in addition to being humane…unless you are a lion).  So, Baraka was brought to the sanctuary where he now spends his days in a roomy natural enclosure completely free of predators.

When guests show up at Barak’s enclosure he comes to greet them.  Of course, he knows that guests always carry his favorite snack, sugar cane.  If you ever thought a pooch was happy to get a treat you should see a rhino getting one.  The dude was thrilled.  He even lets you pet him as long as he gets his treat!

Ass-Flap is feeding Baraka his favorite snack, sugar cane!  Black rhinos have a prehensile lip that they use to grab branches.  White rhino lack this fancy lip as they mainly eat grass.

Sweetwaters Chimpanzee Sanctuary

Some of us never quit being chimpanzees!

Ol Pejeta also boasts the Sweetwaters Chimpanzee Sanctuary.

Sweetwaters houses orphaned chimps that were evacuated from Rwanda during their civil war.  Now Sweetwaters is the chimp’s permanent base of operations were they spend their time doing chimpanzee things like flinging poop (I stepped in some and it was disgusting), begging for bananas, and fantasizing about killing their human overlords.  You can read about my experience at Sweetwaters here:  Chimpanzees:  Murder Machines With Erections (Sometimes).


Oh, you didn’t think that humans would be amongst the inhabitants at Ol Pejeta?  Well, they are.  Ol Pejeta is run by the Masai who also live full-time on the grounds.

For the Masai, the Conservancy is a huge win as ecotourism brings in money, they get to keep their traditional way of life, and they get to do some good for the country (something they take a lot of pride in).  The only departure from the Masai’s traditional way of life is that they no longer live in huts made out of dried cattle dung.

For reference, this is a traditional Masai house built out of cattle dung.
The Masai at Ol Pejeta now live in homes made out of the standard construction materials.


You cannot have Masai without cattle.  To the Masai, cattle are currency (a Masai warrior legitimately offered me 10 cattle for Ass-Flap to be one of his wives), status, food (mainly milk and blood), and building material (dung for shelter, leather for beds).  All of the Masai’s wealth is tied up in cattle.

This is what being Masai rich looks like.

At Ol Pejeta, the Masai maintain their cattle herds as they have for hundreds of years.  When tourism at the Conservancy gets seasonally slow the Masai sell cattle to help make ends meet.

While the cattle do compete with the wild herbivores for food their presence does provide one big benefit to all of the animals – water.  Humans have dug cisterns for their cattle that are used by the other animals.

Giraffe and zebra mill about the cisterns.  There is no cover for predators to use near the cisterns so the herbivores can take their time drinking without fear of being attacked.


The rangers at Ol Pejeta told me that despite all of their best efforts they still had one poaching incident in 2016.  It takes money to fund all of the anti-poaching efforts.  Also, it takes a lot of money to feed and house the sanctuary animals.  If you dig rhinos and a good conservation story you can help by donating to Ol Pejeta by clicking here.

After all, without places like Ol Pejeta all African rhinos would be on the brink of extinction. The world would be a lesser place without these magnificent beasts!

We are all just a solitary white rhino out in the vastness of the world