What happens when you are a sloth and you crave danger instead of just living a basic existence of eating leaves, pooping on the ground, and being slow AF?
You go full on slow gangsta and commit a crime spree that would make OJ proud.
Don’t believe me?
BOOM!
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For those of you that are keeping track of this sloth’s rap-sheet:
- Breaking and Entering
- Malicious Destruction Of Property
- Burglary
- Going Below The Speed Limit
Sloth, from someone who lives that sweet thug-life, I offer nothing but respect!

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