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This Week In Nature October 15th

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This is a new weekly (or when I get around to it) feature of this here blog where I recap some of the best nature stories found on the web.  And before you get on me about what the preview picture has to do...

Freak Bitches: Lion Panty Sniffers

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Look, I don't know how else to say this, but animals are a bunch of freak-bitches. Just to prove that I'm not some phony-jabroni out here talking all of that smack on animals I'll lay out the evidence using lions as the example so that...

Escaped Wrasslin’ Gator Becomes My Hero

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Once upon a time, sweet, sweet reader, I was strutting around the Everglades in a crisp pair of cut-offs and my best top-hat.  I was looking goooooood!!!  And in my state of high fashion (entendre intended as I had recently done some bath salts)...

My Favorite Instagram Profiles For Nature

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On any given day, I strut around with 9 or 10 whiskeys in me thinking that I'm all big pimpin' with a mad tight nature game. Hell, I'll tell anyone that will listen, or I can force into being a captive-audience, that I am a...

23 International Travel Tips For Newbies

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Never traveled internationally before, but deeply want to? I get it, international travel can be intimidating for folks that have never been out of the country before.  I am here to help! This blog is a list of tips that I have accrued over several decades...

The Legal Liability Of Planning An Adventure

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Long have I coveted to be on a great white shark research vessel! I'm mean, the cage-diving, the science, the sharks!  What is not to covet about that? "Horrible limb loss, death by shark bite, drowning, drowning in a pool of your own filth, crush injuries...

Chimpanzees: Murder Machines With Erections (Sometimes)

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Have you ever been stared down by a chimpanzee with an erection? I have.  It's weird. Here is a video of Boner McGee walking erect begging for bananas and possibly a handy. That is right, a chimp is walking erect.  Wait, isn't walking erect supposed to...

Oil In The Amazon

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One of the life-goals on my bucket-list was to visit the Amazon to, ya know, get REALLY weird, and possibly nude, with the animals. The Amazon:  pristine jungle, exotic and sexy beasts to snuggle, indigenous people to oppress, and hardcore adventure...what about that doesn't appeal...

Hot Lizard Lesbian Action

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Hot! Lizard! Lesbian! Action! "But-but-but, that isn't a thing.  Lizards don't indulge in sweet, sweet lesbian love," you said in between long drags of some crazy-cold Mad Dog 20/20.  Oh, classy reader with great taste in wine (I recommend grape Mad Dog 20/20), it is a thing and...

Desert Botanical Garden

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A botanical garden that also serves as habitat for wildlife?  That is exactly what the Desert Botanical Garden is and I am so very down with that! Located right outside of the city of Phoenix, Arizona in the Sonora desert, the Desert Botanical Garden is...