Animals Can Be A-Holes
Animals can be a-holes. There, I said it! I've been thinking it for quite a few years and I am glad to finally get it off of my real gorilla chest.
If any of you have ever tried to take a quality picture of an...
How To Find Appreciation In Being Mutilated By Lions
You are a zebra.
Your name is Franco.
You are out there in the wild doing your zebra thing living that good-good life: eating grass, taking steaming nutrient rich dumps, and maybe, if it is a really good day, you get your bump-n-grind on with one...
How To Win Friends And Influence People By Eating Larvae
Yeah, I have eaten larvae before. So what!
One of the coolest things about traveling to wild places to see exotic animals is that you get to meet wild and exotic people. At some point, someone is going to serve you a food item that...
The Water Is Cold, But So Are The Sharks: What To Expect When You Go Cage Diving
I am embarrassed to say, but I got way too deep into my long-legged immortal life without ever seeing a wild shark; it weighed on me, man! My brain started to hatch out plans on how I could go about seeing one without, ya...
So, This Is Happening
Hello!
I have, like presumably you, been a nature fan my entire life. It started when I was wee with dinosaurs, grew to late night shark TV shows, advanced to attaining a BS in Biology, and mushroomed into traveling the world to see amazing animals...