Are you ready for some nightmare fuel?  Behold, Chimerarachne yingi! This 100 million spider cousin was discovered in an amber market in Myanmar.  Luckily, for any of you that find this thing horrifying, this lineage of arachnid is long since extinct. And it is horrifying!  Look at...

Check this out! This picture made the viral rounds lately on the Interwebs.  In the picture you have a death knot involving a king cobra and a reticulated python.  Yes, both are dead - the python presumably by poison and the cobra by strangulation. What happened...

With the arrival of the Canon EF 100-400mm f/4.5-5.6L IS II USM Lens, I had to get that bad mutha out and about for a test drive.  Ya know, gear-lust needs to be satisfied and all. If you need a technical review of the lens then...

I take pictures of wildlife, but I am no photographer. As a photographer, I have had zero training and I barely know how to work my camera.  That doesn't stop me from taking pictures of wildlife and then punishing yinz with the piss-poor quality of...

Stormy mutha f'n Daniels! Sex:  Stormy Daniels is so good at making the sex that people pay her to do it on camera. She has been out there for years just banging away - dudes, women, and allegedly The Donald! And do you know what The...

This week in nature is about one absolutely stunning thing.  This...so much of this... I feel that the leading driver in wildlife conservation is educating people about how cool wildlife is.  People that think wildlife is cool are motivated to donate time, money, and energy...

Odelay, Holmes.  You and I both know that you are digging cougars in a profound way. No! No! No! Not those cougars, you filthy little monkey (no judgement if that is your thing). When I say cougars I am talking about the sleek, sexy, glamorous killers that stalk the...

If you are reading this blog then you are likely woke AF about wildlife.  You've read the books, seen the shows, and, if you are really woke, you've actually seen some sexy beasts in the wild. Learning about wildlife and nature starts the wokening process. ...

"The great fish moved silently through the night water..." Peter Benchley, Jaws, 1974 Look, man.  Sharks are bitey murder-machines and I totally dig them for that!  Take all that bitey and murdery, super-size that crap, and, well, you have something really special.  You have the great...

Show of hands, flippers, and tentacles - who knows what the Infinite Monkey Theorem is? No, it's not the theory that the universe is composed of monkeys extended infinitely in all directions. No, it's not the theory that if you make eye contact with a monkey...