Have any of you nice rascals heard of Kimber Kiefer? She is a girl... In regale dresses and gowns... Underwater. You know, the usual. This girl to be exact: Kimber is a legit model and her hubby, Ken Kiefer, is a legit underwater photographer. Together, they started to...

I have recently procured a Mavic Air drone for the purposes of making videos of sweet landscapes, sexy wildlife, and maybe very low budget aerial porn (I'm working on creating that niche - Is Drone Boning a good title?). With the newly acquired drone I...

In my previous post STOP: Hammer Dive! I ruminated on the fact that I attained a SCUBA certification for the purposes of returning to Bimini to dive with hammerheads. The trip of destiny was finally at hand! I arrived at the...

The interwebs is abuzz with photos of Ocean Ramsey's open water dive with the super-massive great white shark known as Deep Blue. Haven't seen the pics? Behold! Ocean was able to get these incredible pictures as Deep Blue had been feeding on a dead whale...

Ahoy, most succulent peeps! Once upon a time your handsome narrator went down to the glorious island of Bimini to swim with sharks. And swim with sharks I did. In Bimini you can readily free dive with Caribbean reef sharks and nurse sharks; fine...

On my adventures things generally go according to plan.   Until they don't. On a recent trip to the Pantanal we experienced a very ordinary flat tire while we were out in the middle of the wilderness.   Having a flat tire is not a problem as...

We all know that the algorithmic gods that power Instagram are, frankly speaking, fickle little bastards. Here is Exhibit A of the fickleness:  look at this f'n feline eye candy.  Look at it!!     The algorithms showed that sexy jaguar no love.  Thus, it performed...

Would you believe, my little tasty cakes, that I rarely meet people who actually want to see wildlife?  It seems that I'm the weirdo in my social group that wants to see sexy jaguars and gorgeous great white sharks. Okay, I might be the weirdo...

Jaguars are sexy! They skulk. They pounce. They murder. You know, the stuff of sexiness. Check out this jaguar video that is so oozing with sexiness that it is is practically porn (that might be a slight exaggeration): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1by5-BpTA But, yo, jaguars are elusive AF.  I've been a good chunk of...

I, the original Mr. Homeboy, have recently returned from an adventure in the lovely Brazilian Pantanal that featured a very close encounter with a particularly dangerous form of local wildlife. Spoiler Alert:  it was a snake.  You could probably have deduced that as it says...